From the depths of Buick City, sometime in the 1980’s, the swollen members of IRONSNAKE slithered into existence.
This band, more like young Gods, knew their date with destiny could not be fulfilled in the tame streets of Flint, MI. So they set out for the only place on Earth that could truly appreciate their magnificence, Los Angeles! That’s right — the jungle, baby! And of course, they were welcomed.
As fate would have it, on their way to fame, fortune, record contracts, and “making it”, they were unknowingly swindled by the ONLY creature in the universe that could possibly match wits with THE SNAKE… holy rock n’ roll revelations, you guessed it — THE DEVIL HERSELF! Once tempted with the trappings of excess and debauchery, Cleo, Dee Dee, Boner, and Scotch began writing songs for bands with a quarter the talent, not to mention, lacking their devastatingly good-looking looks and undeniable sex appeal. These “thief bands” made millions of dollars and enjoyed fame by way of these groundbreaking songs. Every hit you know, THE SNAKE likely wrote it.
Even though IRONSNAKE single-handedly changed the face of music, they still ended up broke and homeless. So as the 90’s set in, the band withered into flaccid obscurity.
Behold! THE SNAKE has risen and is ready to devour the music industry and take its music back! Equal parts rock concert and celebrity roast, IRONSNAKE has become the professional wrestling of rock n’ roll. This loveable, self-contained party in a box isn’t one of those crappy cover or “tribute” bands, these idiots actually believe they wrote all the songs they play and so will you! Showbiz sucks and IRONSNAKE IS ROCK HARD! Come see why they’re known as the greatest band in the universe of all time. EVER!